Wrote this during school

Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess named Aetios. She was gorgeous and generous. She was really nice and stuff. But, one day an evil dragon thing kidnapped her out of the blue, uninvited. "Oh nooooo." She cried out. Suddenly a handsome prince came to rescue her but he failed miserably, several times.
"Oww, Stop hitting me you over sized lizard thing!" The Prince exclaimed over and over again. Eventually the dragon thing hit him too hard and he got knocked out. The princess escaped his grasp and kicked him the balls and it whimpered away.
"Oh no! Are you okay?" Aetios went over to the prince.
"I-I don't know..." He said.
She kissed him passionately for his effort to save her.
"Wanna make the sweat loving?" The prince asked. The princess slapped the shit out of him. He cried.
"You fat piece of-" The princess was cut off.
"I'M NOT FAT, I'M FLUFFY!"
They stared at each other for a second and then started to make out.
They had gay sex.

THE END!