TRYING TO STAY AWAKE

I copied and pasted a survey from Tumblr ENJOY!

Do you usually sleep with your closet door open or closed?

Open.Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels?

Nope, My mom does.Have you ever ‘done it’ in a hotel room?

Girl no.Where is your next vacation?

I don't know...Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

NO!Who do you think reads these?

No one!Do you have a calendar in your room?

Nope.Where are you?

In my house.What’s your plan for the day?

Sleep...Are you reading any books right now?

Sadly no.Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

Sometimes!Have you ever peed in the woods?

ONCE!Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing?

Yeah!Do you chew your pens and pencils?

Ew no!What is your “Song of the Week”?

Idleteen, it's been stuck in my head all week!Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

Yes, in fact boys look hotter when they wear pink.Do you still watch cartoons?

Yes.Whats your favorite love movie?

Weekend?What do you drink with dinner?

Afterwards?What do you dip Chicken Nuggets in?

Ketchup.What is your favorite food/cuisine?

Italian.What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

IDK!Last person you hugged/kissed?Alanah or Shaina...Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

Yes. 362 5EVA!Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?NOPE!When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?4-5 Years ago?Can you change the oil on a car?

No.Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

I can't drive.Run out of gas?

:|Favorite kind of sandwich?

Peanut butter and Jelly?Best thing to eat for breakfast?

PANCAKES OR WAFFLES .What is your usual bedtime?

Random.Are you lazy?

Very.When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

Devils and sluts.Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

No.Which are better, legos or lincoln logs?

Legos...Are you stubborn?

SometimesWho is better…Leno or Letterman?

Don't care.Ever watch soap operas?

Only at my grandmas house because that's all she watches.Afraid of heights?

Yes!Sing in the car?

YESS!Dance in the shower?

No.Dance in the car?

Sometimes!Ever used a gun?

No.Do you think musicals are cheesy?

No...Is Christmas stressful?

Sometimes.Ever eat a pierogi?

Yes.Major annoyance right now?

My head. IT HURTS!Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

Teacher, fashion designer, detective, spy.Do you believe in ghosts?

No.Ever have a deja-vu feeling?

YES!Do you take a vitamin daily?

No.Wear slippers?

SometimesWear a bath robe?

No.What do you wear to bed?

Uhh... NEKKID?Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart?

Wal*mart and TargetNike or Adidas?

NeitherCheetos Or Fritos?

CHEETOS!Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

Sunflower seedsEver hear of, “gorp”?

No.Ever taken karate?

No.Ever kissed someone of the same sex?

Alanah... On the cheek.

Shaina through a Finland and Sweden flag.Can you curl your tongue?

Yes!Ever won a spelling bee?

NOP CANT SPEELEver cried because you were so happy?

YES!Own any record albums?

No.Own a record player?

NoRegularly burn incense?

What?Ever been in love?

Mikey.Hot tea or cold tea?

DHJSFLAS BOTH!Tea or coffee?

Tea!Favorite kind of cookie?

Chocolate chip, oreo, peanut butter, etc.Can you swim well?

NOPE!Can you hold your breath w/o manually holding your nose?

Yes.Are you patient?

NOPE!Ever won a contest?

Yes.Ever had plastic surgery?

Nope.Which are better black or green olives?

Neither.Can you knit or crochet?

No.Wash room or bathroom?

Bathroom.Do you want to get married?

Yes but no.Who was your High School crush?

Mikey..........................Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

YES! THAT IS MEEE!Do you have kids?

No.Do you want kids?

Yes.What kind of mom are you?

A good one.Do you miss anyone right now?

SHGAINAS! ALANSH!Who do you want to see right now?

SHGAINAS! ALANSH! and mikey.

I WANNA DO ANOTHER ONE!

OOOH SEXUAL THINGS!

1) Have you ever got so wet in the night that you wake up wanting some sexual activity?

Yes.............
2) Tell me your wettest dream?

Threesome with two hot guys I can't. Or Mr. Clerget having sex with some hot brunette guy.
3) What body attracts you the most, men or women?

Men.
4) Ever kissed a girl?

On the cheek yes!
5) Home alone and you're bored. What do you do?

Music.... NOT SEXUAL!
6) Do you touch yourself sexually?

Yes..........
7) Do you watch porn?

Gay porn yes.
8) Which type of porn is your best?

GAY!
9) If you could have sex with anyone in the world, who would it be?

Francisco Lachowski.....
10) What do you wear when you go to bed?

NEKKID!
11) What do you think you look the sexiest in?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGDHJSHFAJ!
12) Have you ever watched someone make out on accident or purpose?

No??
13) Has a guy/girl even touched you or discreetly groped you while clubbing or in a crowded place?

My friends.
14) If there’s one place a girl/guy should touch you to make you instantly horny, where is that?

Neck?15) Have you ever made out with someone just because you were bored or horny?

I Have never kissed anyone.16) How do you think your body would look better, shaved or natural?

SHAVED SHAVED SHAVED SHAVED!17) Does a massage get you wet?

iIiIidddDdDKkKKkK18) If you were/are a lesbian, would you go for the women/girls who act like men, or the ones who act like girls?

Girls?19) Would you get turned on if I was whispering all these questions in your ear?

No.20) Are you a touchy feel person?

Maybe?21) Do you take showers more in the night or in the morning?

Night....?22) Do you masturbate?

Hu dont gurl?23) Ever masturbated in public?

YES HAHAHAHAHHAHAJDFASFDSA24) Do you own a sex toy?

Nope25) You’ve just got the call that you're going to die sometime this week- what are the top five things you do and why?

Sexually?
Okay lemme just list people I'd fuck then
1. Mikey
2. Pavlo
3. Kevin
4. Some kid I see walking the halls
5. Michael

pEOPLE fRoM SK00l!

I'M A WHORE!

26) Ever left the house without wearing any underwear?

Yes.

I regret that one

ONE MORE!

• 1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
• Brown and Green.
• 2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
• What?
• 3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
• ARTPOP
• 4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
• Small and no.
• 5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
• IDK
• 6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
• Orange?
• 7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
• GREG FINDING OUT I LIKE HIM LOL
• 8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
• PEEING MYSLEF OR BEING LAUGHED AT BY THE WHOLE SCHOOL
• 9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
• EVERYTHING!
• 10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
• Ninjas... Chris Colfer.
• 11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
• Nope.
• 12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
• YES YES YE YE SEYDHJDFGS
• 13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
• Axolotl
• 14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
• HAHAHAHAhHAhhahaHAHhhsadf
• 15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
• i'M FUNNY!
• 16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
• Lady Gaga
• 17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
• No
• 18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
• no
• 19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
• pasgetti
• 20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
• Margarine
• 21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
• WHOLE! <3 li="li">
• 22: Which continents have you been on?
• north AMERICNESWIB!
• 23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
• No.
• 24: Backpacks or satchels?
• Sacthel
• 25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
• No
• 26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
• SPAONGE BOB!
• 27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
• nEITHER
• 28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
• San Fran or Niagara falls
• 29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
• N/A
• 30: The latest you've ever slept?
• Idk
• 31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
• YES AND YES
• 32: Do you pick at scabs?
• NO!
• 33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
• Ew
• 34: How far can you throw a baseball?
• Far.
• 35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
• England, Canada, Italy, idk
• 36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
• No
• 37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
• DSHJFJA IDK!
• 38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
• Love because that includes sex yes?
• 39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
• HA NO!
• 40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
• N O ON ON ON ON ON ON ON NNON N ON ON ON ON ONN ON ON ON
• 41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
• URDHJ YES!
• 42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
• yeah
• 43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
• Britney Spears.
• 44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
• I wish I would look good as blonde but no. PINK I WANT TO DYE IT PINKEDF1Z!
• 45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
• Yes and no AND YESS < 3
• 46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
• No fuck off question asker
• 47: City or nature person?
• CITY!
• 48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
• Nope?
• 49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
• yes.
• 50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
• I'M GAY
• I;M AWEOMSE
• SLEEPIY
• HOT
• SEXY
• AMART
• AND YEAH

FUCK THE TYPEOS AND UNSNWERED QUESTIONS I'M SLEEPORTY!